Vamos a empezar el día (del Señor) con una de risa:
Root Cause of Terrorism: Small Penises
"Pimp Daddy", and Iraqi detainee at Guantanamo Bay, claims that the reason he joined the jihad was because he had a very very very very small penis. I. Kid. You. Not.
Questioners report that Arslan said his actions were "the reflex actions of a young Muslim," echoing what he told police in his first testimony, which was that he had carried out the attack as "punishment" for the Council of State ruling involving the wearing of a headscarf as a public employee.
Pues ya lo saben, cuando a un "joven musulmán" le de un pronto, echen el cuerpo a tierra.